He said something about having no place to park. Guess he thought why not on someone else’s property.

Pretty much sums up how the Leal’s house was built … no perimeter yard setback, no problem, permit allows us to trespass.

Pulled up surveyor’s pin … because we need jobs.

We decided to run the underground utilities across your property without an easement, because we are worth it.

International Residential Code requires a egress to a public way, so we will put up a gate to the interior of your property and call that public. Oh by the way, will you help us fool the inspector on that last one.